The specific things worldbshiny told me about (the turkey and the egg) were actually quite good! But yeah, overall, would not recommend.

Ramen without noodles . . .huh.

I was very surprised when she told me but I'm in no position to throw stones--usually when I get okonomiyaki (I say as though it's widely available in America), I get negiyaki, which replaces the noodles with green onions. It's got a sharper taste that I like better.

Hmmm . . .

I'm not sure if it would have hit us, but it sure seemed like it had no intention of stopping.