dorchadas: (Not he who tells it)
dorchadas ([personal profile] dorchadas) wrote2020-02-09 03:02 pm

Anonymized quotes IV

Her: "My mother sends her regards."
Her: "I just got off a Skype call with my family."‬
Her: "So, regards."‬
Me: "...is she going to have me assassinated?"‬

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Her: "Why are you walking away from the explosion nonchalantly without looking at it?"
Him: "I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to do."

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Her: "I’m home. In weird exile."
Me: "The story of our people."

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Me: "I’m glad you liked it! I hope it being almost all in Hebrew other than the rabbi talking wasn’t too much of a barrier."
Her: "No. I’ve watched anime."

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Me: "Do I dress like someone who knows what teams are playing in the Super Bowl?"

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Me: "Yeah, I make all my lunches on Sunday so I can just take them to work."
Her: "Wow. That’s very grown-up of you."
Me: "It’s almost like I’m an adult or something."

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Her: "They don't have any Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil-themed stuff?"
Me: "I mean, that's the one that caused all the problems."

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Him: "How can you tell you’re in a rabbi’s home?"
Me: "Usually from the golem in the corner."

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Her: "Wait, 'anti-pope'?"
Him: "Yeah, when a pope and an anti-pope collide..."