A Social Media Unetanah Tokef

On Rosh Hashanah it is written,
And on Yom Kippur it is sealed.
How many shall pass away and how many shall be born,
Who shall live and who shall die,
Who shall reach the end of his days and who shall not,
Who shall perish by self-owning and who by cancellation
Who by banning and who by deletion
Who by irony and who by comedy
Who by sealioning and who by being ratioed
Who by bad takes and who by not reading the article
Who by trolling and who by feeding the trolls
Who shall have rest and who shall wander,
Who shall be at peace and who shall be pursued,
Who shall be at rest and who shall be tormented,
Who shall be exalted and who shall be brought low,
Who shall become rich and who shall be impoverished.
But repentance, prayer and righteousness avert the severe decree.