Our network is unsecured...

[dorchadas]

...but this isn't really a problem. Anyone wanting to steal bandwidth would have to get a signal from like 300 feet away through a rice field or two, or park outside our house where they'd be really, really obvious.

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[q99.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate bandwidth thieves :)

[dorchadas]

We'll sic the mukade on them. Then they'll regret every having been born. :-p

[q99.livejournal.com]

'Mukade'?

[dorchadas]

They're extremely poisonous--the bite sometimes induces necrosis in humans. They're also pretty recognizable, since they're about as long as your index finger or so.

soflykarou found a baby one here already and killed it. I haven't seen any others, but if there's a baby, there's more out there.

[q99.livejournal.com]

Yikes. That might frighten off intruders, and door-to-door salepeople.

[(Anonymous)]

I was wondering what that wailing sound was... it's the sound of your father's panic attack at his son having an unsecured network. i can see him flying out to Japan just to install some security for you ;)

[uriany.livejournal.com]

... why am i anonymous?! i cant even blame Jill for logging me off this time :-p