Anonymized Quotes VI

[dorchadas]

Even apart from each other, we still talk.

Her: "You: 🧛🏻‍♂️ 'I’m so goth even my WhatsApp needs goth mode.' "

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Her: "I'll get it. You've been paying for a lot of things lately. I've noticed."
Me: "I- I don't- ... Thank you."
Her: "You don't thank me? I bid you good day!"

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Her: "I started off disagreeing with you but ended it agreeing with you."
Me: "My work here is done."

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Him: "We'll smoke a little weed, study a little text..."
Me: "Like some kind of Dank Yomi?"

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Me: "I bought a ticket to adult Jew Camp, since I'm assuming my events before then will get cancelled, I had some extra money."
Her: *silently mouthing the words "adult Jew Camp"*

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Her: "What does the sign say?"
Me: "Swamp [沼原]."
Her: "Huh. I don't think I know the Hebrew word for that."
Me: "I can't imagine there's a lot of swamps in Israel."

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Me: "I really liked the opera she sang in Italian."
Her: "I thought it was in French?"
Me: "Well, I don't speak either of them, so-"
Him: "Huh, I thought it was in Russian."

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Her: "It's Seaworld, not Sealand."
Him: "Sealand, where you get those discount killer whales."
Me: "This whale hasn't killed anybody!"

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Her: "You're more broken than I, then."