Anonymized Quotes V

[dorchadas]

Me: "You can try to shoot the winter moon. Which sounds like a folk song."

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Her: "I signed up for improv classes-"
Him: "Yes, and?"

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Her: "Zappa’s like, 'Do it, bitches.' "

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Her: "本当に知らなかったけれど、別にMeh, whateverと思った"

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Her: "I’m such an adult! I’m not in a frat basement!"

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Me: "You see what I mean?"
Her: "Fun to hang out with, but otherwise a hot mess? Yeah."

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Me: "She has enough red flags to make a color guard."

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Me: "The Jellicle Cat-"
Her: "The what?"
Me: "The winner is called the Jellicle Cat."
Her: "What?"
Me: "They go up to the Heaviside Layer-"
Her: "What?"
Me: "I know it sounds like I’m having a stroke, but I’m describing the actual plot of Cats. "

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Her: "Crossbows are pretty nice actually."

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Him: "There’s another pair of size 13s on the sale rack. The loafers."
Me: "What color are they?"
Him: "Brown."
Me: "Not interested, thank you."

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Her: "Are you in for the night?"
Me: "I don’t think I’m ever in for the night these days."

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Her: "Is the cloud secure?"
Him: "The cloud is very secure."