Happy Waddle Deeversary

Twitter informed me that there was an April Fool's joke on the Kirby website, so I went there to check it out. And I was not disappointed:

Here's a translation of the text:

Greetings From the Waddle Dees

We Waddle Dees first appeared in the April 26th, 1992 game 'Hoshi no Kaabii,' and 2017 was our 25th anniversary.

25 years of being inhaled and eaten... even though we have no ill will or ambition...even though we have no great power. Do you...like us? Do you think we're delicious?

Oh no! Something terrible is invading. Time to assemble the crew and we'll leave the rest to Kirby. He'll overcome us and grow stronger. Kirby, please, protect Pupupuland!

But, we'll still keep trying. All of us here are so happy for your support.

If only all April Fools jokes were so wholesome.