Anonymized Quotes VIII

[dorchadas]

Took a while for me to collect enough of these for another post, but here we are:

Her: "I’m a sticky blob! I have sticky blob strength!"

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Her: "I'm sorry I got all emotional and bleeeh."
Me: "If you can't do it in front of your boyfriend, who can you do it in front of?"
Her: "Nobody, you're supposed to do it by yourself."
Me: "I see you too were raised in the Midwest."

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Him (#1): "When you used to play WoW, you had a nickname."
Me: "Yeah, they used to call me 'Smooth Jazz Voice'."
Him (#2): "I've never thought of it that way before, but it's true."

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Her: "I can't believe you called my character goth."
Me: "You're literally playing a Dark Knight."

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Me: "Hey, I know this song!!"
Her: "You do?"
Me: "Yeah, it’s Sing Me to Sleep by Alan Walker!"
Her: *immediately turns the song off*

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Her: "I'm a Cancer ♋️ Dragon."
Me: "That sounds like a Dark Souls boss."

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Her: "I'm dying, I'm dead, I'm going to bed."

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Me: "I don't read cape comics."
Her: "Caped comics?"
Me: "Cape. C-A-P-E."
Her: "Caped sounds better."
Me: "Like iced cream?"
Her: "It *was* iced cream!"
[...]
Her: "I'm hungry."
Me: "You want to eat a cheesed burger?"
Her: "I will kick you out of this car."

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Me: "I thought you came out here because I was singing sea shanties while I did dishes."
Her: "That too, you weirdo."

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Me: "It’s the Virgin Dayeinu vs the Chad Gadya"
Her: *chokes* "WHAT did you say??"

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Him: "You have a black coat for all occasions."